who does he think he is?
robert can’t decide if he’s a new yorker or an oklahoman or a baltimorean. or even, really, an indiana(an). originally from ponca city, oklahoma, robert went to school in indiana, where he became a little bit punk and a little bit queer and very much a gay activist. then, while in baltimore for grad school, the bit of him that was a classical singer kind of took over. now it’s on to new york, where he hopes to find in himself a fusion of all those identities, where he’ll be a queer punk gay activisit classical singer. robert likes to cook, to read, and to refer to himself in the third person.
Oct 31, 02:58 AM
When Robert refers to himself in the third person, he forgets to mention his most important quality: Robert is a hunk, pure and simple. I know that there is some debate as to whether or not David Hasselhoff is the hottest guy in the world, and there are many qualities about David that keep him high on the list (the most important of which is the rampant cocaine use), but Robert ekes past David and lands the top spot because of his quiet-nature, Conservative views, and his never-ending hotness.
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